
about a week ago, mom found a little bug on me. of course she went all crazy and decided something needed to be done about it. come on, mom! it was just a little bug. she tried to convince dad to get some bug medicine, but he said it was too expensive, so instead, she came up with the most dreadful awful terrible thing she could have ever done to me...
THEY GAVE ME A BATH!!!
first they caught me, then they put me in a sink with water in and got me wet. i tried to get out, but they kept pushing me back in! at one point, i even tried to get pointy and climb up onto mom's shoulders, but she just squeezed me and rubbed weird smelling bubbles on me. it was absolutely the most awful thing.
afterwards, they took me out, wrapped me in a towel, and brought me into the bedroom. mom turned on the heater for me, but i'm scared of the sound, so i stood pretty far away from it. i was so wet and gross looking. :(
eventually i dried off and snuggled next to dad for a long time. i ignored mom for a long time, too because whyyyyy would she do that???? really?????
i'll get you, mom.